[SPOTLIGHT] Introducing… W13 (by Headman)

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Jul 282014
 

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From the books of Headman:

“Welcome wrestling fans to W13, the official fantasy wrestling league of OG13!
Some of you may be familiar with our predecessor the HWF which recently ended it’s three and a half year run on July, 26th 2014.

Well if you enjoyed the HWF you haven’t seen anything yet! Unlike the HWF where players were usually assigned gimmicks and portrayed using their OG13 handles the W13 will allow our “Handler’s” to create their own original wrestlers. As a handler you will also come up with your own gimmick and have the option of pitching your own storylines, rivalries, spots for matches and just about anything else you can think of.

In real life professional wrestling most of the creative direction comes from the writers and bookers. That will still be the case here, but just like in pro-wrestling the talent (That’s you.) is encouraged to come up with ideas of their own for how their character’s should be portrayed. If you have an idea for a rivalry that you think will captivate the W13 audience then by all means pitch it! Of course not all ideas can be used. As the booker I will serve as the filter, but will do my best to see to it that your creative needs are met. After all, this isn’t just my story… It belongs to all of us.

So what’s involved in joining W13? Well I’m glad you asked! “

* belt stolen from the Internet, and does not depict the w13 product

Click HERE to learn about W13.

Click HERE to join.

Click HERE to discuss!

 

CUSTOMS: Headman (by Letal)

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Dec 192013
 

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From the Syndicated desk of Letal:

“I present to you, the leader of the Headhunters. The boss of all bosses. The Kingpin of all despicable and illegal things. Down to the beauty of his pockmarked face and corny ponytail: Headman.”

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HWF Presents: Clash in the Klondike!

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Jun 242013
 

From the legal team of Headman, Headman, and Headman:

We’re live in Canada and the crowd is a lively one tonight!

We begin by going right to our main event!

Here we go folks! A match to see who will be facing Darkwise for the HWF championship at A REAL AMERICAN BASH!

MAIN EVENT!

STEEL CAGE MATCH!
Winner takes on Darkwise at A REAL AMERICAN BASH!

The Ultimate Kayfabe -vs- Van Hammer w/ Maple Jack

Both men are locked inside the cage and the bell sounds.

Van jumps Kayfabe at the start of the match but the ultimate one starts shaking the ropes like a wild man which makes him impervious to pain.

Kayfabe blocks a punch then delivers a punch that knocks Van on his ass…

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Jun 102013
 

From the desk of Headman:

HWF Presents:

SPECIAL ED SPANISH CLASS 2013!

Featuring…

MAIN EVENT

HWF CHAMPIONSHIP!

The MonkeyKing (c) w/ Queen B -vs- “THE ULTIMATE” Kayfabe -vs- Darkwise -vs- Wormser

B/S/T CHAMPIONSHIP!

RUSSIAN CHAIN MATCH!
Firefly9145 (c) -vs- Jericho Noleski

13 CHAMPIONSHIP!

The Batman (c) -vs- CNF Punk

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

Gravely Troubled (c) -vs- The Statement

FLYING PONY PRINCESS CHAMPIONSHIP!

Van Hammer (c) w/ Maple Jack -vs- The winner of next week’s #1 contender match!

2 ON 3 HANDICAP MATCH!

Darthdrew13 & Marine-76 -vs- Krisk, Ozzie92 & Joefan76

And much more!

[ CLICK TO VIEW THE RESULTS ]

[ CLICK TO DISCUSS ]

May 062013
 

From the desk of Headman:

At GI JOE EXTREME RULES we’re going to have not one, not two, but three HWF Championship matches! And they will all be held inside a 15 foot high steel cage!

In our main event it will be a steel cage gauntlet as the Statement attempts to collect Heady Long‘s bounty and the HWF Championship!

HWF CHAMPIONSHIP!

Steel Cage Gauntlet!
“Kool-Aid” Kayfabe (c) -vs- MW1988, Snow Wolf & Wormser!

Also announced…

FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!

#1 Contendership for the HWF title on the line!
The Odinson w/ Apple Jack -vs- Darkwise

STREET FIGHT!

Vandango -vs- Jericho Noleski

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

Triple Threat!
Gravely Troubled (c) -vs- The Eternian Wrecking Crew -vs- DaveViper & Indiana Joe!

8 MAN TAG! B/S/T CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!

Unclassified (c), Monkeywrench w/ Queen B, Voice_of_Reason & PitViper -vs- The pWo Leader, Krisk, Joefan76 & CNF Punk
If UC is pinned he loses the title!

13 CHAMPIONSHIP!

Bandonov (c) -vs- The Batman

RogueWingnut -vs- Moostafa Abdul-Azeez

[ CLICK FOR FULL RESULTS ]

[ CLICK TO DISCUSS ]

Apr 142013
 

HISSAMANIA III
The Single Biggest Event of All Time! 

Who will walk away as HWF Champion, Headman or Kayfabe???

From the desk of Headman:

 Video Viper’s theme music hits! WTF Video Viper is kicking off Hissamania?

Video Viper heads to the ring with his personal camera man. He says HWF must have made a mistake not putting him in a match for Hissamania III so he’s sure they won’t mind if he puts himself in one.

VV issues an open challenge to anyone in the locker room.

Blue Blazer’s music hits and out comes the Blazer.

The Blazer says he’d be happy to take VV on at the biggest event of the year.

Just then Wondra’s music hits and the strangest super star in HWF makes his way to the ring.

[ CLICK TO VIEW THE RESULTS!]

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Mar 042013
 

From the mind of Headman:

TOURNAMENT FINALS!

DaveViper & Indiana Joe -vs- The Eternian Wrecking Crew

HAIR VS HAIR!
Winner gets a spot in the DEF Chamber match!

The Odinson -vs- Bandonov w/ Hugo

13 CHAMPIONSHIP!

Jericho Noleski (c) -vs- Bitetheasp

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

Unclassified & Van Hammer -vs- The Eternian Wrecking Crew

Non-Stipulation Match

Uninvited Ghost -vs- !!Snake_Eyes!! w/ KingofPain26

TROLL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

“Kool-Aid” Kayfabe (c) -vs- PitViper

Non-Stipulation Match

Starbuck -vs- RogueWingnut

DEF CHAMBER MATCH!
Winner headlines Hissamania!

Serpymatt -vs- Darkwise -vs- “Kool-Aid” Kayfabe -vs- The Odinson -vs- Gyrapados -vs- Video Viper

HWF CHAMPIONSHIP!
Crown vs Belt!

Headman (c) -vs- The MonkeyKing /w Queen B

[ CLICK TO VIEW ]

[ CLICK TO DISCUSS ]

Jan 302013
 

From the desk of Head McMahon, and the evil genius of Headman:

HWF presents… The 2013…

ROYAL RUMBLE!

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! LADDER MATCH! The Jersey Syndicate -vs- The Statement (c)

HWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! Gyrapados (c) -vs- Bitetheasp

STREET FIGHT! Darkwise -vs- !!Snake_Eyes!! w/ KingofPain26

13 CHAMPIONSHIP! Jericho Noleski (c) -vs- Video Viper

SPAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Serpymatt (c) -vs- Kayfabe

HWF CHAMPIONSHIP! 30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH

[ CLICK TO VIEW /DISCUSS / WRESTLE!! ]

Jan 022013
 

From the office of Head McMahon:

“The show begins with Head McMahon welcoming the fans to the Winter Classic “Star Brigade Cade“!

Out comes Kayfabe and his cronies.

Kayfabe boasts that he’s been undefeated since he arrived here several months ago and says that Head Mcmahon should just go ahead and make him the 30th man in next months Royal Rumble based on his superior record.

Head Mcmahon tells him if he makes it past The Odinson, he’ll think about it.

Odinson’s music hits and it looks like we’re ready for our opening match of the night! ”

[ CLICK TO VIEW RESULTS! ]

Oct 032012
 

From the desk of Headman:

In the aftermath of SummerSpam, and the build up of Monday night’s weekly shows, what does Head McMahon and the HWF universe have in store for the HWF Universe (hey, we are wrestlers, not entertainers!)?

Step inside and watch the drama unfold, as your favourite superstars unleash furious anger, stunning feats of agility, and graphic displays of oiled up brawling. Championships and careers are on the line!

This is HWF… and this is wrestling.

[CLICK FOR FULL RESULTS]

[CLICK TO DISCUSS]

Aug 242012
 

SUMMERSPAM is over and it’s an event that most won’t soon forget. Here was the card:

SUMMERSPAM!

TITLE FOR TITLE!
HWF World Champion TofuNinja -vs-SPAM Champion Hollywood Van Hammer w/ ChariJoe

Plus!

NO HOLDS BARRED!
Headman -vs- C.I.A.D.

LAST MAN STANDING IN HELL
Echo7Solo -vs- Serpymatt

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
The Insiders (c) -vs- Lody & Wormser
(If Lody or Wormser intentionally cost their team the match neither will get a singles shot again!)

WAR GAMES
The Batman, W.A.R.W.O.L.F., Uninvited Ghost & TJ Bang -vs- PitViper, !!Snake-Eyes!!, Darkwise & The Chosen One!

B/S/T CHAMPIONSHIP!
Bluebikerboy1 (c) -vs- DaveViper

TITLE SHOT VERSUS CAREER!
Gyrapados -vs- Steel

KISS MY FOOT MATCH!
Bandonov -vs- The MonkeyKing w/ Queen B

Gyre-Viper -vs- Bitetheasp

Capt. Grid-Iron -vs- Starbuck!

[CLICK HERE FOR THE RESULTS!]

BUT THE ACTION DOESN’T STOP THERE……..

Don’t forget to check out HWF13 tonight! Here’s the confirmed lineup:

BATTLE ROYAL FOR #1 CONTENDER SPOT FOR THE SPAM TITLE

B/S/T Title Defense!

Gyrapados (Selfish Generation) -vs- TofuNinja (Champion) for the World Heavyweight Title

Plus what does ICON have in store for HWF?

Aug 072012
 

From the desk of Head McMahon:

“Just because I’m on vacation doesn’t mean the HWF is! First show is up and posted.

MONDAY NIGHT HEADTANK!

The show begins with Head Mcmahon standing in the ring. Mcmahon trash talks the old network and welcomes the fans to HWF on OG13!  Mcmahon then says HWF won’t skip a beat. The road to SUMMER SPAM continues! “

 

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